What are some good green jokes?

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    If you want green jokes, you have to check out this site. It has jokes and crazy ideas and just green entertainment….

    Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

    Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

    They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out. — Jay Leno

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    “Why are Eco warriors bad at playing cards?”

    “They like to avoid the flush.”


    For a new green joke every day, visit the site below!

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    In the recent East Coast blizzard, authorities in Washington, D.C. reported they found a man who was frozen to death.

    The report was later retracted when they realized that Al Gore is like that all the time.

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    What are GMO-endorsing companies working towards? The same thing E-harmony is; Lettuce Meet!

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    “Oil has fallen to $60 a barrel. Experts predict it will continue to fall until exactly one minute after the polls close on November 7th.” –Jay Leno

    “They said on the news tonight that if gas prices get any higher, we could see something totally unprecedented here in California. People actually walking.” –Jay Leno

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    “Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
    For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain.
    America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
    And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.”

    -George Carlin

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    “President Bush has a plan. He says that if we need to, we can lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius”


    -Jimmy Kimmel, on fighting global warming

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    This website (http://www.grinningplanet.com/5005/environmental-jokes-cartoons.htm) has tons of jokes! Their collection of jokes mainly consists of cartoons and comic strips. My personal favorite is Lost in the Wilderness- Who where?. The site also has original content in terms of cartoons.

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    “The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE ARE! Pack your shit, folks. We’re goin’ away.”

    -George Carlin

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