"Why are Eco warriors bad at playing cards?"

"They like to avoid the flush."

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In the recent East Coast blizzard, authorities in Washington, D.C. reported they found a man who was frozen to death.

The report was later retracted when they realized that Al Gore is like that all the time.

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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out. — Jay Leno

What are GMO-endorsing companies working towards? The same thing E-harmony is; Lettuce Meet!